Environmental Thinker Gifts

Paper Bath Towels.

Dump truck resembling a shopping trolley.

Survive today or survive in 20 years?

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

"Congratulations, you're eating local."

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"Would you look at that: rubbish everywhere!..."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Will consumption be the epitaph of our culture?

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

"Globally warm for the time of year, isn't it?"

'Didn't you have a drink of water two days ago?'

"What's it mean, Professor?"

"The central reservation is Ralph's natural habitat!"

Bottles, Cans, Worries.

"With great power comes..." "a great electricity bill."

Methane Emissions

Shopping trolley on desert island

'I detest sea food.'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

High flyer

Environmentally Confusing Technology: The wood burning fan.

Castaway dreams of deforestation.

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Forward

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"