Putting Green Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the putting green philosopher? Find witty, insightful, and amusing products that blend golf passion with a touch of philosophical humor. Ideal for golf enthusiasts who love to ponder the greens and laugh along the way.

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'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.' mockup

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts." mockup

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

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"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We finally reached net zero emissions." mockup

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Pigeon Little

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.'' mockup

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking." mockup

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

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Reverse psychology

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'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.' mockup

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

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'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?' mockup

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Climate Change -- You are here.

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting mockup

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

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