Mentalist On The Green Gifts

Be the ball.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycling Centre

Putting money back in to the world economy

How Climate Change Works

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

World as question mark.