Bean Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the bean philosopher in your life? Celebrate their love of thoughtful reflection and humorous insights with our playful collection of products. From mugs to prints, find something to match their philosophical coffee moments.

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems... mockup

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long." mockup

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

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"This aquarium is such a nice prison." mockup

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..." mockup

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

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"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans." mockup

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel. mockup

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

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'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?' mockup

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.' mockup

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?' mockup

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?" mockup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

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'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.' mockup

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!" mockup

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Saguaro Cacti.

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"Cat got your tongue?"

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'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?' mockup

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

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Dept. de Philosophie

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The ethics professor weeding his garden.

The ethics professor weeding his garden. mockup

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Bean Philosopher Gifts Collection

Bean Philosopher Mugs

Discover a delightful range of bean philosopher mugs that add humor and insight to every coffee break.

Bean Philosopher Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows adorned with clever sayings and artistic designs that celebrate your bean philosopher’s unique flair.

Bean Philosopher Prints

Find the perfect print to inspire and amuse your bean-loving, philosophy-minded friend or family member.

Bean Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore funny and thoughtful t-shirts that capture the spirit of the bean philosopher—perfect for casual, witty style.