Jellybean Philosopher Gifts

Soft and Chewy People.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

New Belief Systems

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

Clown eating jelly beans.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"