Jellybean Philosopher Gifts

Soft and Chewy People.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

New Belief Systems

"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

Clown eating jelly beans.

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"