Potato Philosopher Gifts

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

The Cactus Reader

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Pizzas

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'