Potato Philosopher Gifts

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

The Cactus Reader

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Saguaro Cacti.

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

Pizzas

Sale - Eyepod.

The Hen Commandments.

"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'