Floral Philosophers Gifts

Les Fleurs Du Mal

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Cats and gardens.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Roses

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

I love what you've done with your hare.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

The Cactus Reader

Dreaming Of Spring

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

David Attenborough

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."

Everything's coming up roses!

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Stop and Smell the Roses

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

I'm not channeling your husband