Flowerpot Philosopher Gifts

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pachyderm insomnia.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

The Cactus Reader

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Saguaro Cacti.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

Les Fleurs Du Mal

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.