Flower Box Fantasists Mugs

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Bees SOS

NASA Special

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Cow Pollen

Gardening new year's plans

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Flower tribute

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Isn't that cute?'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

The Confused Gardener

'I said, 'Roses.' Stop and smell the Roses!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Convention of municipal gardeners.

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Loans. Why do you want to open a florist shop? I've always wanted to stop and sell the roses!

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"