Floral Fantasy Fans Mugs

Woman at a flower shop with a sign in background 'Fresh Flowers' as a daisy grabs a woman's big breasts.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Big Data Tonight

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The Garden

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

NASA Special

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."