Flower Box Fantasists Pillows

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Bees SOS

NASA Special

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Cow Pollen

Gardening new year's plans

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Flower tribute

'How much for NO stems?'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

The Confused Gardener

'I said, 'Roses.' Stop and smell the Roses!'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Isn't that cute?'

Robinia Floribunda

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Lady gives a man a rose for Valentine's Day and he eats it.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"Jackpot ladies! I told you wedding venues were always full of fresh flowers!"

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'