Flower Bed Fanatic Pillows

Flower growing on a compost heap.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

Remove plants from rockery aster flowering and split them up.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Botany Baby!

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.