Flower Bed Fanatic Gifts

Flower growing on a compost heap.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

Remove plants from rockery aster flowering and split them up.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Valentine Day

'In Love'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot