Fly Philosopher Pillows

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Creativity

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Food fight!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"What should I say this is about?"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"