Fly Philosophers Pillows

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Creativity

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Food fight!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"What should I say this is about?"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"I have no head for show business."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'