Flea Philosophers Pillows

"Is this seat taken?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flea Philosophy.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Cat got your tongue?"

"What should I say this is about?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Adam Smith

Fish-losophy

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

The Hen Commandments.

Call it that if it makes you feel better, Bobo … but it's still a zoo, not a gated community.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'