Feathered Philosopher Pillows

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You're just molting! It scared me too - the first time my feathers fell out!'

'The farmer says he's going to fly to Chicago. I didn't even know he had wings.'

"Oh sure it looks good from the outside, but you try bob, bob, bobbin' along, day in, day out."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Pigeon Little

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

bird interprets modern art

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Family with pets.

Reverse psychology

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."