Fur-tastic Philosopher Pillows

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Pigeon Little

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Reverse psychology

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

PET THEORIES

'Hard to follow...'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"How do I get down?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"