'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
Fur-ocious Scholar Pillows
Add a splash of wit to their study space with pillows that feature clever, fur-ocious designs. Ideal for cozy corners or relaxing reading nooks, they combine comfort with fun.
"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.
Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'
'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"
"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."
'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'
Subatomic particles
Genetic Fingerprinting.
"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"
"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."
Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."
Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.
"Our cat is the only god this home needs."
I hate these he shed, she shed cases.
"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"
'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'
When scientists come out of retirement.
Art Pets
"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."
'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'
Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'
'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'
'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'
'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'
'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'
Cat Show - Sheds Most
'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'
'You're allowed up on the couch.'
Fur-ocious Scholar Pillows Collection
Fur-ocious Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the fur-ocious scholar. Find inspired designs that fuel their passion for learning and add humor to their daily routine.
Fur-ocious Scholar Prints
Decorate their study or workspace with prints that showcase their fur-ocious scholarly spirit. Explore inspiring and humorous designs to motivate their creative journey.
Fur-ocious Scholar T-Shirts
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