Fur-fueled Art Aficionado Pillows

Art Pets

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Fur'niture

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Derek's last selfie.

England's Cafe Culture

Do Not Sneer.

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

The beautiful South American Toco Toucan a Toucan in the form of a can

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

Catsulation

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'