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'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Subatomic particles

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

When scientists come out of retirement.

Art Pets

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'