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Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Boy and his dog

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

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"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Next!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'