Furry Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your love for witty animals with our furry philosopher t-shirts. Clever, comfortable, and full of personality—perfect for thinkers and animal enthusiasts alike.

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"They think they're accidents."

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'You're allowed up on the couch.' mockup

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

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"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place." mockup

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

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Pigeon Little

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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Cat Reunion

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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The day the cat realized it was dependent.

The day the cat realized it was dependent. mockup

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

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Reverse psychology

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'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.' mockup

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

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In life there are things we cannot understand â�� the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

In life there are things we cannot understand â�� the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats... mockup

In life there are things we cannot understand â�� the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch. mockup

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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PET THEORIES

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'Hard to follow...'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

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"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices." mockup

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

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"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?" mockup

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

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"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week" mockup

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

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Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker. mockup

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"Dogs are men."

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"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light." mockup

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

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"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?" mockup

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

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Flea Philosophy.

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"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?" mockup

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

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"How do I get down?"

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Furry Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Furry Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of furry philosopher mugs to find a witty and wise gift that’s perfect for any coffee or tea lover.

Furry Philosopher Pillows

Comfort meets curiosity with our furry philosopher pillows. Add a humorous and thoughtful touch to your home decor with these charming accents.

Furry Philosopher Prints

Decorate your space with our furry philosopher prints. These clever and charming artworks are perfect for bringing a dose of humor and wisdom to your walls.