Flea Philosophers Gifts

"Is this seat taken?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Flea Philosophy.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Cat got your tongue?"

"What should I say this is about?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Adam Smith

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Be still and know that I am cod."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'