Flock Philosopher Gifts

"What should I say this is about?"

'I do wish she wouldn't be such a human.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

You B*****D

"I'm here about the found poster."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'