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"What should I say this is about?"

'I do wish she wouldn't be such a human.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Dept. de Philosophie

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

Fish-losophy

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

You B*****D

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

"I'm here about the found poster."