Fence Philosophers T-Shirts

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Courage. Love.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

You can't get what up

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Tortured Plank

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Dog got your clog?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What should I say this is about?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Dept. de Philosophie

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'