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'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

Piranhaclaus

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Monkey-artist

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The Frog Prince

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Ecology.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Jacques Cousteau.

No Swimming Allowed

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Deforestation in Romania