Swatter Superstar Gifts

A fly swatter enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of flattened flies.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Running

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Cooking

The Waiter

The hostage rescue team

Orchestra

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

Clancy: Thick Flies

SWAT Police Chase

'Got it!'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

"Wait a minute - these are just the Ten Commandments of great customer service."

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

An Olympian's Moment

Time Flies

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'