Sketch Superstar Gifts

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

'This guy is really good!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Bad drawing."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Cartooning

Lincoln Portrait

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.