Sketch Fanatic Gifts

'And don't get any funny ideas.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Cariactures

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Leonardo's first drawing

'This guy is really good!'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Manhattan Woods

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

"We might need that ball, boy!"

Hungry For Art.