Sign Waver Extraordinaire Gifts

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Beware of Don"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"He's always been an optimist."

The American flag

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'I hear they're really good.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Nicola Sturgeon

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Fetching the Ball