Wacky Waving Enthusiast Gifts

"Just once, I wish you'd show the same energy at home as you do at work!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

Breakfast surreal.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

Yawning is contagious.

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.