Arm-waving Enthusiast Gifts

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Checkmate!'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

What?

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Global Arms Trade

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Coarse Fishing.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"I got you the same thing."