Arm-waving Enthusiast Gifts

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"You've already been for a walk."

'Checkmate!'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Global Arms Trade

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Coarse Fishing.

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."