Arm Wrestling Enthusiast Gifts

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'Left-handed or right handed?'

Inland Revenue Area 4 - No, I'm not arm wrestling you double or nothing.

Who ever loses does the washing-up next week.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'It was all ball!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."