Arm Wrestling Fans Gifts

'Unfair, Barney! You wait until I'm sick and then you want to Indian arm-wrestle.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Future Wrestler

The Karate Kitten.

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Bob's a tool belt."

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'