Arm Wrestler Gifts

'Left-handed or right handed?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Checkmate!'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Ted doesn't test well."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Work Out.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Executive fitness.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"Iron Man Competition"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Advantage of Regular Exercise

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Superhero training.

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'I had a mammogram this morning. I think if I have a few more, I may be able to touch my toes without bending my knees.'

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."