Arm Wrestling Enthusiast Pillows

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Help me tweet a risque picture of my bicep. No, Uncle Mort. It's going to make me part of the conversation, like those politicos and celebs who tweet inappropriate photos. They take over the news. If I play this right, I become the center of the conversation, the man of the hour. then I seed the world with my brilliant political theories. If people don't get distracted by these pythons. A rare instance I'm miffed at technology.

'Left-handed or right handed?'

Inland Revenue Area 4 - No, I'm not arm wrestling you double or nothing.

Who ever loses does the washing-up next week.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Niche Extracurriculars

'It was all ball!'

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

What?

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."