Arm Wrestle Enthusiasts Pillows

The American Journal of Women's Arms

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

Strange Wrestling

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

Half Nelson, Full Nelson, Admiral Nelson, and Willie Nelson.

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'