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"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

What?

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

WWE Chess

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Strange Wrestling

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'