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"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

La Table

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Mod Kwan Doh

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Militant Pacifists

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Guitar Hero.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Painter's Duel.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

I'll take this one here.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."