Wrestling Warrior T-Shirts

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercise Class

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bench Press Accident

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'