Arm Wrestling T-Shirts

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'Forty-three straight wins is not a fluke.'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Steroid Abuse

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Unfair, Barney! You wait until I'm sick and then you want to Indian arm-wrestle.'

"Are they at it again?"

Who ever loses does the washing-up next week.

Inland Revenue Area 4 - No, I'm not arm wrestling you double or nothing.

To Joey's disappointment, he discovers that arm wrestling was also fake.

'That proves it, Leslie! My gym is better than yours.'

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

Torque

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Checkmate!'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Future Wrestler

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.