Arm-wrestling Underdog T-Shirts

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

The forgotten Grimm brother

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

"We suck at this."

Second, third and fourth effort!

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Revenge will be mine.'

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

Resistance.

'I think I can...'

"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."

'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.