Arm Wrestling Enthusiasts Pillows

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Strange Wrestling

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

Half Nelson, Full Nelson, Admiral Nelson, and Willie Nelson.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'