Arm Wrestling Aficionado Pillows

"Are they at it again?"

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

Torque

Overjumpers

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

Martial Arts

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Three more classes and I get my belt."