Arm Wrestling Aficionado Pillows

'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'

"Are they at it again?"

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

Torque

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Greco-polar wrestling

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."