Wacky Waver Watcher Gifts

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'You lifted your head.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Squirrel on the beach

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Tsunami Evac Route

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

"Help!"

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Spider Preschool.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Mother of all clogs' - Plumbers at the beach.

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'