Whimsical Wave Watcher Gifts

Witches watching whales.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Captain steering house through flood.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Squirrel on the beach

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fish or Cut Bait

Mother Duck.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Polar bears

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'