Wacky Adventurer Gifts

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Right here's fine."

"Where the wild things were."

Man fishing with large bait

Get crazy once in a while

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Now you can send it."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Teddy Bear

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"...it's another metal detector."

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.