Itchy Adventurer Gifts

"I've got sand everywhere!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Now you can send it."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"...it's another metal detector."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Fly fishing.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Snakeboarding.

"Ice rink"